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Yenta:  Live dangerously, tell someone she’s beautiful

Chick:  Just think, even if you’re not married someone out there thinks you’re beautiful

Yenta:  Live dangerously, ask her out

Yenta:  Lose the toupee… did you hear me?  Lose it before it falls into your soup!

Chick:  What will happen if today you don’t think about the fact that you’re single? (Try it, I just hope you don’t explode.)

Chick:  What am I going to do today that I wouldn’t be able to do if I were married

Yenta:  Some people stay single when they’re married, and some people seem married when they’re single.  It’s a strange world.

Chick:  Ugh, it’s all Yenta’s fault I’m single!  Now pass me a shot of vodka

Yenta:  Guilt:  all right, blame me, if it makes you feel better

Chick:  Guilt: who will you blame today for your singlehood