When will you guys get it right?
dragging the prince to the chuppa...
This guy sounded so interesting – but then they said his name is Prince Charming. Who’d want to go out with someone with a name like that? If we get married I’d be what – Mrs. Charming?…
Guys – make sure your name is socially acceptable. If it isn’t, change it…
So I looked him up on facebook… he looks cute, but from his picture you can see that he thinks so much of himself, he’s impatient, and he’s tight-fisted…
Guys – make sure to have your facebook profile pictures professionally analyzed before putting them out there… or get rid of the picture, just put up one of your dog, or cat, or reptile…
So this Prince Charming guy – well he doesn’t have many friends on facebook, I’m not sure I want to go out with someone so anti-social, even if he does look cute
Guys - forget what I said above. Scrap the facebook entry. Now.
But, like, at least if he’s on facebook I know he’s not a total perv, and he does have some friends – even if they look like total nerds. I mean, one of them’s a frog, how crazy can you get?
Guys – OK, facebook entry is back on. Scrap the frog friend. So he’ll be offended – tell him to go kiss a princess…
But I don’t think I should go out with him. Someone that cute who’s not married – there’s gotta be something seriously weird about him…
Guys - give up…move to a different country…get a haredi arranged marriage…kiss a few frogs (avoid the poisonous ones)…
photo by smarthero on flickr.com
