HaBitza

the lower case letter b

You know all the abbreviations right?  The LOL?  The ROTFL?  The IMHO?

Well I think there should be some of these specially for dating situations.  So I came up with some:

Before the date, you should probably ask the matchmaker if she/ he’s AGC (A Good Catch).  You may think this person SLPC (Sounds Like Prince/ss Charming), but you could get a nasty surprise if he/she is NFE (Not Frum Enough), or even TF (Too Frum), or perhaps WTF (Way Too Frum) (not to mention FTYP…(Frummer Than Your Parents))

BTW, if he’s an EY (Ehrlicher Yid), it might bother him if she’s an AHC (Anti Head-Covering), or worse – RPWW (Religious Pants-Wearing Woman) (gasp!).

During the date you could text your friends GMOOH (Get Me Out Of Here)!  Help will be on hand.  Or if you’re feeling indecisive, go with WSIO (What Should I Order).

But after the date you should decide if this person is a SNG (Shidduch Non Grata), or a WOW.  (that’s not initials… that’s a word…)

Any more suggestions?

photo by takimabibelot in flickr.