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A note on the deadly nature of a cup of coffee:

• too much caffeine, ask for herbal tea
• problem if you’re dating several times in one day – way too much caffeine, by the last date you’ll be climbing the cafe walls, up up and away, and cruising the stratosphere
• problem if you’re dating someone who’s into health – “what, you’re drinking that filthy stuff?” (BTW, I love a good cup of coffee…)
• problem if you’re drinking coffee while on a roller-coaster, messy really, potentially dangerous if the coffee is hot (there should be a warning on these cups, may contain hot liquid, do not take on roller coaster – hey, you could sue!)

Truth is – when you go on a date with someone you don’t know, you are taking a chance.  Just like when you pick up a hot cup of coffee you could get burned.  And if you do the two things at the same time, it is possible, mathematically speaking, that you’re increasing the possibility.  Or not.

If you’re looking for a really smart message from this blog – try Deena in the next column!  If you’re looking for a cup of coffee in “bitzaland” – try Shosh.  And if you’re serious about getting married, try soup.